Saturday, May 22, 2004

Patriotic Duty Includes Making Babies

It's Saturday night. Are you doing your patriotic duty down under? Making babies in Australia, mate, what did you think I was talking about? The Australian government now pays $2000 for every new citizen you can produce from scratch. Will our neighbors down under rise to the call?

BIRDS & BEES: Have sex, win prizes on the new "Dr. Love's Super Baby Making Show"

HOLLYWOOD: Ashton Kusher sweating over dirty pics.

TECHNOLOGY: Toothfarm of the future in your own head?

TUNES: John Mayer transforms prom into Wonderland.

WEB SURF: They've been doing more than just banging their heads over at AIWA. What a bunch of tools.