Reason # 6 To Do It In '04: Vote For Less Evil

Opinions may vary widely, but one of the lamest excuses not to vote is "It's just a choice between the lesser of two evils". I mean, come on! Who has a problem with less evil? Given the choice I would gladly pick the less evil of a lot of things: the less evil homework, the less evil stepmother, the less evil haircut. So we encourage you to embrace less evil as a good thing for America, no matter which candidate you think qualifies. That's right. Vote for less evil if that's what it takes to get you to the polls. Less evil is a good thing. JUST VOTE.

BIRDS & BEES: Is that a bulge in your shirt or are you happy to see me? Bush denies high-tech love during debate.

CAMPAIGN ISSUE: Health care is not just an issue for old people when more 18-24 year olds than ever don't have insurance. So, what would the candidates do about this? Compare their plans here.

JOCKS: Maybe he was in Cambodia: Did John Kerry really attend Game Seven of the 1986 World Series?

TECHNOLOGY: Heartland holds the key: Online betting sites say that election hinges on Ohio.

TUNES: Bush's problems with the Internets continue: Eminem's pro-administration video "Mosh" now available online.

WEB SURF: Dick Cheney's alive: Contrary to popular belief, the current Vice-President loves to party.

What this election needs is a smile (and more haiku). Are your fellow new voters registered for the VoterVirgin Class of '04? It's not too late to embrace your premiere vote as a group.