Kerry Laughs at Bush's Biking Mishap

Although the ongoing mess in Iraq shows no signs of quick resolve, President Bush managed to deflect media attention from this crisis by falling off his bicycle during a 17-mile ride at his ranch in Crawford, Texas. When informed of this mishap, Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry allegedly responded with unusual wit: "Did the training wheels fall off?"

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