Friday, September 17, 2004

Don't Believe The Hype

We are constantly bombarded with this opinion poll and that, but it turns out not one cel phone user has been polled this election cycle and that makes for an interesting population answering questions. Think about it. Who do you know that answers the phone to a solicitor? People with no caller id? How many of your friends don't even have a landline? Turns out the youth vote is not apathetic either. So, if they are not polling you or your friends, who are you going to believe? Not the hype, please.

BIRDS & BEES: We think she is over-inflating her complaints: Romanian woman sues for divorce because of blow-up doll.

HOLLYWOOD: Bet he wears his Red Sox hat for the monologue: Ben Affleck will host Saturday Night Live season opener.

JOCKS: You turn me round round baby right round: Man will roll 600 miles to promote peace between India and Pakistan.

TECHNOLOGY: The evolution of the Peeping Tom: New computer virus secretly turns on webcam to allow author to spy on victims.

TUNES: So that's why they call him Slim Shady: Eminem goes nude in new "Encore" video.

WEB SURF: Dark humor: Everything you wanted to know about Leonard Cohen but were afraid to ask.

Apathy Buster: For the procrastinator in your world: "But what if suddenly on November 2nd, you have this overwhelming desire to vote, but you didn't register in time? That would really suck, wouldn't it?"