Michael Moore's Underwear Possibly Illegal In Michigan

In another political twist (or perhaps a wedgie)Michigan Republicans are calling for Michael Moore to be prosecuted for giving away underwear, potato chips and ramen noodles on his "Slacker Uprising Tour". Moore has taken to the road across swing states speaking to packed crowds of Bush opponents and registering voters. Moore's presentation includes an "essentials" give away which is now being questioned as illegal because you cannot reward someone for a vote. Who knew Michael Moore's underwear would cause such an uproar? Whatever happened to 'let the voter eat ramen'?

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