Reason # 4 To Do It In '04: Vote Like You Need A Job

Happily employed? Unemployed? Under-employed? Hoping to be employed in the near future? With our shifting economy and the unsure future of many industries in America our next president will need to have a job plan. The question is, which plan do you think will work? Sooner or later you are going to need one, so please, vote like you need a job.

Bush's job plan
Kerry's job plan

BIRDS & BEES: Masturbation motivation: Seymore Butts offers free DVD to New Yorkers who vote.

CAMPAIGN ISSUES: Got condoms? Family planning policy is a hot topic this election. Not just the abortion issue, but should we rely on abstinence only education for federally funded programs? Not to mention the issues of parental consent and patient confidentiality and access to birth control. How are the candidates planning for the future families (or not) of America?

JOCKS: Campaign pitch: World Series start Curt Schilling to appear with Bush in New Hampshire.

TECHNOLOGY: Where do I go? New website helps voters find their polling place.

TUNES: Music for dummies: Apple releases special presidential edition of I-Pod.

WEB SURF: He did the monsterlash: Bush's environmental policies are truly scary.

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