Monday, May 24, 2004

Network Sweeps Away President's Speech

Unprecedented in a time of war, the three major networks choose to run sweeps programming instead of airing President Bush's speech concerning Iraq last night. Did Fox's Swan create a lame duck?

HOLLYWOOD: Dashing Colin Farrell strips and leaps about public bathroom to relieve himself.

JOCKS: The story of one man's ban after stooping to scoring in the bathroom.

MUSIC: Twista dumps 200 pounds of sewage in Indy reminding fans it's not wise to sh*t where you eat.

POTTY HUMOR GALORE: All the sh*t that's fit to print.

TECHNOLOGY:Talking toilet orders men to sit down, but does it shut the lid when they are done?

WEB SURF: The British are f*$#ing brilliant, even the idle ones.
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