Government Wants To Know If You Are Mentally Fit

The White House is scheduled to unveil a plan next month designed to screen American "consumers of all ages" for mental illness. Called the New Freedom Initiative, screening would include preschool aged children through adults and promote treatment and support with the latest available medicines. Critics say the pharmaceutical companies are "fishing for customers" and worry this could lead to mandatory treatment. One has to wonder if elected officials will participate in this intiative.

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