Monday, June 14, 2004

Bush-Clinton Love Fest at Unveiling of Portrait

Words of praise and tears of laughter highlighted the unveiling of portraits of former President Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton intended to hang in the White House. President Bush spoke fondly of his predecessor at the formal ceremony, evoking a few good laughs along the way. To top it all off, artist Simmie Knox added to the feel good event of the season by living as inspiration for artists that doodle all over the world. Who would have thought a hanging could hold hope for democratic unity?

BIRDS & BEES: 3 out of 4 modern women on top of the world. Where do you stand?

FASHION: Now grown up girls can dress like Barbie. Brush up on your Barbiology and "Feed the Model" while you wait for this new line of clothes to be released.

HEALTH: Talk about body image issues. Should we be promoting
baby yoga
for one day old infants?

RABBLE ROUSING: Reverend Billy and The Church of Stop Shopping host a 1st Amendment MOB every Tuesday night. When was the last time you stood in a crowd chanting the US Constitution?

TUNES: Love surrenders, charged with assault.

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