Could This Happen To You?

Ever wonder if your roommates dirty underwear constitutes a biohazard? Weird things growing in your fridge? Just hope Homeland Security appreciates your art or you could be in big trouble like Steve Kutz of the Critical Art Ensemble and the members of his group who now face charges for growing things in petri dishes to produce art illustrating genetically modified foods. Ok, so it's gross, but these people are not your neighborhood artist slackers, they are professors of art and chairs of art departments. So, why was the cat seized as evidence?

BIRDS & BEES: Having trouble expressing yourself? Say it with boobs.

HOLLYWOOD: Rush Limbaugh on upholding the sanctity of marriage announces his third divorce.

TECHNOLOGY: Putting words into the mouths of chatboxes?

TUNES: The Rhino Records tribute to Ray Charles. What better way to remember a musician than to listen to his music? That's what I say.

WEB SURF: Some people aren't laughing, but what could be funnier than Ann Coulter stranded on an island with Dick Cheney?

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