A Great Site for Undecided Voters

Well, not really, but you might think he is if you take the word of the Republican spinmasters at face value -- which is what Karl Rove and company are betting you will do. Indeed, the aptly-titled website JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButI'mVotingForHimAnyway.com is a great destination for anyone who remains ambivalent about the coming election. As noted by site designer Alan Blevins: "I am not one who is known to meddle in politics, or, in all honesty, prior to this election year, vote. However, I feel so strongly that the fate of this great nation, and indeed even the modern world as we know it, hinges solely on this election, that I felt compelled to put my thoughts to word." Also, don't believe everything you hear about the Democratic nominee being the master of the flip-flop: sadly, this is another large exaggeration manufactured by the Right.

BIRDS & BEES: Blowjob just doesn't have the same ring to it: The town of Fucking, Austria votes not to change its name.

HOLLYWOOD: Conservative media conspiracy: Release of "The Hunting of the President" postponed because of death of Reagan.

JOCKS: Row, row, row your boat: French woman set for three-month, 3,000 miles journey from Cape Cod to France

TECHNOLOGY: Must TV for Geeks: Tivo set to launch service that will allow users to capture Internet content on their video recorder.

TUNES: Fear of a pasty nation: Moby teams with Public Enemy to release anti-war single in July.

WEB SURF: Release your inner Coney Island Cyclone: Online game lets you design your own rollarcoaster track.

Only 146 days until the November 2 general election. Have you registered to vote yet? Have all of your friends?