CNN Determines That Al-Qaeda Likes Kerry

While Fox News is generally considered the mouthpiece of the GOP, a recent transmission from CNN has sparked outrage among liberal groups. In a segment aired May 27, anchor Kelli Arena noted "Neither John Kerry nor the president has said troops [will be] pulled out of Iraq any time soon. But there is some speculation that al Qaeda believes it has a better chance of winning in Iraq if John Kerry is in the White House." With journalistic objectivity like this, who needs propaganda?

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