Fundamentalist Group Threatens Secession

Alarmed by what they perceive as the increasingly immoral nature of our society, a group of fundamentalist Christians based in Tyler, Texas is trying to enact a peaceful secession from the United States. ChristianExodus is particularly frustrated that the conservative lock on government has not put the breaks on what they see as our nation's continued moral decline. Says group president Cory Burnell, "All these atrocities continue in spite of the fact that we now have the 'right' people in places of power."

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