9/11 Report Released Today

Thousands of pages, missed opportunities, and suggestions to improve US security are included in the two year long investigation into 9/11. Alleged to be scathing and detailed in its criticism, even the most die hard 9/11 observer may be shocked by some of the findings. For instance, the story of Niaz Khan who walked into the New York FBI office in April 2000, passed three polygraph tests, and insisted he had been trained to fly a commercial jet into US buildings by AlQueda, yet was not believed. Hindsight may be 20/20, but this report could be considered glaring.

BIRDS & BEES: Little old ladies expecting to invest exposed to porn instead.

HOLLYWOOD: Angel or no angel, this pre-fame Diaz video is be-deviling Cameron.

TECH: New itty bitty phones go in one ear, but not out the other.

TUNES: Redeem the Vote vs. Rock the Vote. Forget who's going to hell. Who is going to the polls?

JOCKS: Fans spitting mad at Tour DeFrance.

WEB SURF: Think you're busy? Squeeze in a little j-walk for some perspective.

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