Bush's Military Records Disappear

Turns out rumors about Bush's military service will never be proven nor disproven. The President's military payroll records were destroyed along with others during a microfilm conversion. Guess this debunks the myth that your permanent record can be held against you.

BIRDS & BEES: This just in: sex protects you from the devil but it won't keep you out of jail.

HOLLYWOOD: Gwyneth alternative lifestyle leaves crop circle-like marks on her back shocking New York party goers. Turns out she might have had one cup too many.

JOCKS: Shooting for win number six proves a slippery slope for Armstrong today.

TECHNOLOGY: Upcoming party conventions are issuing credentials and selecting bloggers, begging the question, "since when do bloggers have to be invited?"

TUNES: George Michael says peace and love or nothing at all. Fans say, "what about fat and old?"

WEB SURF: Who doesn't love Karl Rove?

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