Bush Implements Roadless Rules

Governors will now have to petition the federal Agriculture Department if they want to protect wilderness areas from logging. With a former timber industry lobbyist now holding the position of approving these petitions, commercial enterprises expect they will be accomodated on the 58 million acres of road free forest that exist today. The White House calls the new measure a common sense approach, environmentalists, conservation groups, and hunting organizations call it something else. Whatever you call it, we taxpayers are now subsidizing inroads for logging companies.

BIRDS & BEES: Talk about bad habits. 100 claim to have been abused by nuns.

HOLLYWOOD: Slim Fast axes Whoopi Goldberg for making fun of Bush. Who knew dieting was conservative?

TECHNOLOGY: You-Robot coming to the real world near you in the not so distant future.

TUNES: Lost roadie's suitcase found full of Beatles after almost 30 years.

WEB SURF: Have you sent your rubberchicken today?

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