P2P (Protest2Picnic, that is) To Hit Central Park

For months now, United For Peace and Justice has tried to gain permission for a rally on the eve of the Republican Convention in Central Park. Granted a permit to march, but denied a permit to rally, the primary reason for refusing the permit is that it might damage the lawn. This week a judge handed down the final decision: Central Park is a public place, but the city cannot be compelled to issue a permit. So, now at the end of the march on Sunday people are expected to picnic in this very public historic gathering place. With no official organizer and no permit necessary, it could become a free for all potluck. More than a million picnic toting antiwar protesters are expected to attend. The ants will be very busy.

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