Is He Or Isn't He?

Senator Ted Kennedy has a familiar face and it's a good thing because he is on the Transportation Safety Administration No-fly List. Airline employees refused to let him board or buy a ticket three times in March and then two more times after complaining to Homeland Security. The TSA says it was a name "similar" to the Massachusetts Senator but would offer no explanation as to why Kennedy keeps getting detained because of the no fly list. As Congress considers recommendations from the 9/11 commission to expand the no-fly list, Kennedy wonders if the list can be reliable and accurate. If the TSA can ground the Kennedys, what about poor Joe Smith?

BIRDS & BEES: Just like your mama told you: that older boy is nothing but trouble. Experts say there is a "tight connection" between older boys, sex and drinking (no word on the influence of rock and roll)

HOLLWOOD: Reality tv c-list star du juor alleged to have run "floating" sex club.

TECH: We see the little itty bitty helicopter but has little itty bitty pilot gone AWOL?

TUNES: Classical scare tactics to intimidate punks seem to be working.

WEB SURF: Artist creates big #2 and puts it on display in German Museum. Show alleged to really stink.

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