Tuesday, August 17, 2004

New York Welcomes Protesters With Discount Program

NYC mayor, Michael Bloomberg, citing that New York City is proud to be a place where anyone can get their message across, introduced a "Peaceful Protester" incentive program offering discounts on hotels, glasses of wine and even the Sex Museum. Tour guides have whipped up a plethora of opportunities. "Stuck with time to kill between the Planned Parenthood demonstration and the Ukuleles for Sanity Concert? Take the "Bohemians and Beats of Greenwich Village" tour, walk by Stonewall Place (where the Gay Liberation Movement took militant wing), and end up with another tour: "Radical and Immigrant Heritage of the Lower East Side. Walk the streets where . . . socialists, anarchists and free-thinkers gathered." Protesters who don the "peaceful" button will receive much the same package of discounts as Republican convention attendees. Who knows, they might even end up watching Cats together and singing along.


BIRDS & BEES: Moderation in masturbation: Australia academic asserts that a little bit of pornography is good for you.

HOLLYWOOD: Who do you do voodoo game explores your subconscious desires through celebrity match ups. EEEEEE!

JOCKS: Basketball jones meet basketball johnson: Wyoming youths arrested for playing hoops naked.

TECHNOLOGY: Call it PC-13: Company creates special computer for teenage consumers.

TUNES: Add in the free travel to Iraq and you can see why the job is so popular: Military personnel offered amazing 10% discount on Napster downloads.

WEB SURF: Stumping of the shrub: President Bush addresses the very difficult question of tribal sovereignty.

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