Battle of The Ads

In battleground states, on airwaves, and over and over and over on your TV, the battle of the presidential ads has begun. John McCain, the unofficial ad referee, called for Kerry to denounce a new ad by the fiesty Move On PAC that suggests Bush used family ties to avoid active service in Vietnam. Just last week, McCain called on Bush to denounce the anti-Kerry swiftboat ad financed by one of the biggest donors to the GOP. Like Goofus and Gallant, Bush refused to denounce the ad in question, while Kerry stepped up to denounce the Move On ad. Bush promptly called Kerry a flip flopper. Looks like McCain is going to have his hands busy trying to get everyone to play fair.


BIRDS & BEES: Releasing old habits and forming new ones: Vacationing nuns enjoy 43 men during two-week sexual rampage.

HOLLYWOOD: And Nick Lachey just wants to run away: Jessica Simpson longs to be free of "Newylwed" cameras so she run around house in the nude.

JOCKS: That's why they call him the flavor of the month: Budding NBA star LeBron James strikes unique deal with Powerade sports drink.

TECHNOLOGY: Recharge it outside, then get recharged inside: Why burn batteries when you can own a vibrator that is powered by the sun?

TUNES: I believe in a thing called hunger: Emaciated Darkness star Dan Hawkins admits that he has bulimia.

WEB SURF: Online, offline or out of line? Red vs. Blue explains the difference between Internet and real life.

Are you an undecided flip flopper? It's ok, you still have 75 days to decide. But you should be sure to register to vote today!

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