Upcoming Bush Ad to Feature John McCain

Although he has been a frequent critic of the current administration, Arizona senator John McCain is now filming a TV commercial supporting the re-election of President Bush. McCain ran against Bush in 2000 and was the target of a vicious s smear campaign in South Carolina orchestrated by Karl Rove. More recently, it was rumored that McCain would be John Kerry's unconventional choice for Vice-President. Now that VP honors have gone to North Carolina senator John Edwards, McCain seems to be back in the Republican fold. Politics always makes for strange bedfellows.

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