Separation of Church and State?

First there was the flap about John Kerry receiving communion because he is Catholic, yet supports a woman's right to choose (he does still receive communion). And now, Reverend Agnew, a visiting minister to Kennebunkport, called upon the Bush family to give away their worldy posessions stating "Jesus says, 'Sell your possessions and give alms". A large number of the Bush clan were present for the Sunday service. The ex-President Bush high fived the minister even after he used a parable making fun of Bush trying to knock a golf ball out of an ant hill. In an unrelated parable, the Bush family went fishing after the sermon.

BIRDS & BEES: No more digital love: Proposed Dutch law would criminalize unsolicited toe-licking.

HOLLYWOOD: Survivor with a green card twist. What bug eating adventure will they think of next?

JOCKS: VS. you might want to Tivo from the Olymipics.

TUNES: The hills are alive with the sound of music. Imagine more than a million tech music fans, 30 love buses loaded with PA systems, and you on the streets of Zurich.

TECH: Windows update does not fly with IBM. Mac users still smiling like the Mona Lisa.

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