Viva Las Vegas!

Vegas officials caught flack for deciding that warnings from the FBI in 2002 did not warrant terrifying the public. After being shown video tapes of several Las Vegas casinos, that may have been AlQueda survellience, officials declined to raise the terror alert level based on non-specific information and are now publicly standing by that decision. In a town where business has screening including face recognition and more security operatives per square foot than CityBank ever dreamed of, it's really no wonder Las Vagas felt the odds were in their favor. Maybe Homeland Security should be getting tips from the casinos.

BIRDS & BEES: Men wind up on top again and again: Women get the shaft in total lifetime orgasm time.

HOLLYWOOD: We can see the glowing reviews on this one already: "Return of the Living Dead 4" to film at Chernobyl.

JOCKS: Bad week for NBA star: Rick Fox splits Los Angeles and splits up with wife Vanessa Williams.

TECHNOLOGY: The OJ jury isn't believing this one: Australian scientist says our DNA may contain messages from aliens.

TUNES: Ted Nugent will be very proud: Kid Rock to provide entertainment at the Republican National Convention.

WEB SURF: God Bless America: Ask the Almighty for more intelligent US leadership at Pray For a Reason.

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