Friday, August 06, 2004

It's The Weekend, Are You Relaxed Yet?

Experts are urging Americans to keep terrorism in perspective and recommending that we arm ourselves with facts to ward off unnecessary stress. Stating that a terrorist attack, while tragic and disruptive, can not destroy the American economy, harping on the threat does run the risk of making us over wary and far too stressed. So besides a little yoga, or a lot of comfort food, what can we do to fend off the heebie jeebies? Just remember, you are more likely to get be ordered to death by a judge than die in a terrorist attack. So, as long as you don't expect to get caught killing people, you should not be worried. It's the weekend, relax already.

BIRDS & BEES: My, what nice soft buns you have: Recipes for those who love to bake and bake to love.

HOLLYWOOD: The omnimoronic movie title of the summer! "Bush's Brain" to hit theaters later this month.

JOCKS: Risque croquet: Protesters in Ashland, Oregon stage nude game to protest public display of genitals.

TECHNOLOGY: Soccer moms can save oil too: Ford launches the first hybrid sports utility vehicle.

TUNES: Everyone loves it but the lawyers: Cathy Guthrie adds her endorsement to "This Land is Your Land" parody.

WEB SURF: Roll on over here and spray on me: Pitman makes antiperspirant so sexy and fun.

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